For the first time in my little picspam month, I've pulled out a photo that made me think, Draco, is that you? Maybe if we accept a Muggle clothes premise of some kind.
I would totally read that fic. Or if there wasn't even a photographer involved, but how did Draco come to be standing, holding a ball cup, pulling up? down? his Muggle jeans. And how did he get that body? Maybe he's just a baseball player, dammit!
Maybe he IS a baseball player! Maybe he's visiting Japan (because why not) and sees a baseball game and is overwhelmed by the fanservice given to players! Maybe he thinks, 'I should get in on this action' and - because it's Japan and nobody knows him or his family and their connection to Voldy - he kind of manipulates the games and becomes a huge gaijin baseball hero! Then, (insert plot device) the GB wizarding community somehow becomes aware of a rapid rise in magic used around muggles in Japan and Harry has to go over there and 'investigate' but he finds Draco instead of some kind of nefarious criminal mastermind and is all 'lol - whatever floats your boat, btw you're pretty' and they live happily ever after.
*whew*
Where is my brain at 1AM? Draco's pants, that's where.
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Date: 2012-04-11 04:42 am (UTC)Somebody should write a fic about how Draco came to be photgraphed in muggle jeans holding a ball cap. I would love to read that.
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Date: 2012-04-11 04:48 am (UTC)I would totally read that fic. Or if there wasn't even a photographer involved, but how did Draco come to be standing, holding a ball cup, pulling up? down? his Muggle jeans. And how did he get that body? Maybe he's just a baseball player, dammit!
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Date: 2012-04-11 05:00 am (UTC)*whew*
Where is my brain at 1AM? Draco's pants, that's where.
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Date: 2012-04-12 01:59 pm (UTC)I would read that too.
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Date: 2012-04-16 02:00 pm (UTC)Still, I wouldn't mind having him over for... you know.. a cup of coffee and all.
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Date: 2012-04-16 02:13 pm (UTC)Coffee.. fffft.
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Date: 2012-04-16 02:20 pm (UTC)